Pre-Hype
The most anoymous and sweaty MKD has been emailing some pre-hype about our gig this evening for the AK05 Festival. I reproduce sections here absolutely without his permission. Opinions expressed may not be those of etnobofin International Inc.
ONE MILLION DOLLARS and ODESSA are playing at the WINTER GARDENS which are not really gardens but actually a bloody nice venue at the Civic Theatre.
YOU'RE SO NOT READY FOR THIS ONE the only thing that feels better than rocking out to these two great bands is devotional prayer and buying me a motorcycle. One Million Dollars recently returned from Sydney where they straight slayed everyone and showed up the Cat Empire for the Greek dialect novelty rap act that they are. My homeboy was telling me that girls in Sydney are all crazy and wild and got more camel-toe than a camel got toes, also they lie on the beach all naked and shit. WHAT I'M SAYING IS - the mad Sydney beezy is all in love with ONE MILLION DOLLARS now, and would easily pay one hundred AUSTRALIAN dollars EACH to be able to dance the dirty row-boat moves they copped from Sean Paul's last video in front of "today's Brad Pitt" Richie Setford this Friday night. And for you it's absolutely free, all under the auspices of the "Auckland - Not So Sucky As You May Think" Festival.
ONE MILLION DOLLARS and ODESSA are playing at the WINTER GARDENS which are not really gardens but actually a bloody nice venue at the Civic Theatre.
YOU'RE SO NOT READY FOR THIS ONE the only thing that feels better than rocking out to these two great bands is devotional prayer and buying me a motorcycle. One Million Dollars recently returned from Sydney where they straight slayed everyone and showed up the Cat Empire for the Greek dialect novelty rap act that they are. My homeboy was telling me that girls in Sydney are all crazy and wild and got more camel-toe than a camel got toes, also they lie on the beach all naked and shit. WHAT I'M SAYING IS - the mad Sydney beezy is all in love with ONE MILLION DOLLARS now, and would easily pay one hundred AUSTRALIAN dollars EACH to be able to dance the dirty row-boat moves they copped from Sean Paul's last video in front of "today's Brad Pitt" Richie Setford this Friday night. And for you it's absolutely free, all under the auspices of the "Auckland - Not So Sucky As You May Think" Festival.
Odessa - Recently released from jail after a spell of excessive funkiness
MEANWHILE Odessa have BEEN RELEASED FROM CUSTODY after being convicted of STARTING A GODDAMN RIOT at the Cuba Street Carnival. NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE INNOCENT but because no man-made cell can contain the power of ultimate rocking force. IN FACT THEY ARE VERY GUILTY, GUILTY of whipping up such frenzy that the street boiled over with violent shirtless enthusiasm, CHOKING THE ARTERIES OF GRANNY WELLINGTON such that the parade got held up for several minutes and one guy fell off his unicycle. NOW THEY HAVE COME TO AUCKLAND TO DESTROY YOU.
MEANWHILE Odessa have BEEN RELEASED FROM CUSTODY after being convicted of STARTING A GODDAMN RIOT at the Cuba Street Carnival. NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE INNOCENT but because no man-made cell can contain the power of ultimate rocking force. IN FACT THEY ARE VERY GUILTY, GUILTY of whipping up such frenzy that the street boiled over with violent shirtless enthusiasm, CHOKING THE ARTERIES OF GRANNY WELLINGTON such that the parade got held up for several minutes and one guy fell off his unicycle. NOW THEY HAVE COME TO AUCKLAND TO DESTROY YOU.
posted by etnobofin @ 08:38
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